30 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
  passengers.



• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut
  up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"



• Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.



• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
  enough air in there?"



• Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
  upside-down.



• Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
  getting off.



• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
  then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.



• Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"



• Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
  them to call you Admiral.



• On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
  until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
  bottom.



• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
  "I've got new socks on!"



• When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
  now, damn motion sickness!"



• Meow occassionally.



• Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.



• Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"



• Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.



• Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.



• Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.



• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of
  THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.



• Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"



• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.



• When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
  beeper?"



• Say "Ding!" at each floor.



• Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.



• Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.



• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
  other passengers that this is your "personal space."



• Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
  in muh mouf?"



• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."



• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.



• Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.