YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...

1. You consider McDonald's "real food"
   
   
2. You actually like doing laundry at home
   
   
3. 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
   
   
4. It starts getting late on the weeknights
   
   
5. Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
   
   
6. You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
   
   
7. You'd rather clean than study
   
   
8. "Oh, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least
   once a night
   
   
9. Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life
   
   
10. You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
    
    
11. You know the pizza boy by name
    
    
12. You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
    
    
13. You live for getting mail (E-mail included)
    
    
14. Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
    
    
15. Prank phone calls become funny again
    
    
16. It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
    
    
17. World War III could take place and you'd be clueless
    
    
18. You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
    
    
19. Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
    
    
20. Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
    
    
21. You find out milk crates had so many uses
    
    
22. Wal-mart is the coolest store
    
    
23. The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to
    Tuesday night)
    
    
24. You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in
    
    college too long