The Test-taker's Psalm

The Lord is my proctor;
I shall not fail.

He maketh me to fill out my op-scan in #2 pencil:
he leadeth me to the right bubble.

He curveth my score:
he leadeth me in the paths of correctness for my grade's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of exams, I will fear no bad scores:
for thou art with me; thy op-scan and thy red pen they comfort me.

Thou preparest an "A" for me in the presence of those who would see me fail:
thou anointest my mind with knowledge; my grade runneth over with bonus points.

Surely good luck and a large curve will follow me all the days of the semester;
and I will dwell on the Dean's List for ever.

Amen.